past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.


this is important

silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

this is important

fagblogger:

omg

collegeessaytips:

au where im smart and accomplished and well-liked 

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

(Source: play-0n-playa)

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

image

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

(Source: seraphica)

nootzsche:

nootzsche:

Team Insomnia what up

It’s me I am what is up